Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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