Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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