I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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