After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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