Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
