Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Randomize
