yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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