If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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