im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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