Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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