belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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