Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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