why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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