I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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