plz talk dirty to me
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online