"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
