The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
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