this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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