is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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