we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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