Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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