we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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