Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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