Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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