We won't sleep together?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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