don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
