it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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