we have pet lesbian snakes
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
