Just cropdusted the office
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Do plants get herpes?
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