Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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