What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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