I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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