I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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