Whod you bang
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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