4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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