If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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