is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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