I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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