I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I am available for nakedness
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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