He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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