Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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