Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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