I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Dicks are not precious.
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