dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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