I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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