Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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