what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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