he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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