YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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