You're a womanizer and a bitch.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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