Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Randomize
