I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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