the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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