wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Someone shattered a urinal.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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