is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
